20 reasons your pet’s haircut costs more than yours

1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath
2. You don't go for weeks at a time without washing or brushing your hair
3. You don't roll in nasty things before seeing your hairdresser
4. Your hairdresser doesn't have to pluck or clean your ears
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-matt your hair
6. You sit still for your hairdresser
7. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure
8. Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head
9. You don't try to scratch your hairdresser
10. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim
11. You don’t generally sneeze in your hairdressers face
12. Your hairdresser doesn’t remove dried poop that is stuck on your backside
13. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe goobers from your eyes
14. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks
15. You don't try to bite the clippers, scissors, brush, nail clippers, dryer or hairdresser


16. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails
17. When your hairdresser blow dries your hair it doesn’t end up all over them and the whole store
18. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth
19. You don't howl or bark while having your hair cut
20. The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while having your hair cut is slim