Caption this Competition - Who wants a free massage?

The team at Centenary Natural Therapies, who are located a few doors down from us, have been very generous in offering us some 30 minute massage vouchers (valued at $57 each!) in celebration for mother's day. We thought this is a great opportunity to have a bit of fun.

How do you win?

We are looking for the best caption for each of these 6 photos below.

To leave a caption simply comment in the comments section below with the reference to the photo the caption is for. - eg (Photo 1 - "Mum said I have to finish the laundry before I can torment the dog!") Please use your first and last name when leaving the comment so we know who you are.

The more creative and funny the better :). Make us laugh!

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1. Competition starts 11th of May  at 10am and will end on Monday 14th of May at 9am. Winners will be announced on our blog on the 14th of May.
2. Winners vouchers can be picked up from our store at 180 Westlake Drive, Mount Ommaney - or we can post to winners if more convenient. Name, address and phone number will be required to arrange for pick up or postage. This can be done via email to info@nose2tail.com.au once winner is announced.
2. Anyone is eligible to enter, however the prizes are for a massage for a female at Centenary Natural Therapies which is located in Mount Ommaney, so you might want to enter and win one for your mum, or grandma or even yourself :).
3. There will be 6 winners and each person is only eligible to win one voucher. Each person can enter as many times as they like, but are only eligible to win one voucher. Only one winner per household.
4. Any captions that we feel are inappropriate will be removed at our discretion.
5. The winner will be selected by the Nose 2 Tail Pet Care and will be judged on creativity and humour. Captions that receive more comments in their favour can help to support their chances of winning, so ask your friends and family to comment under your caption. However final decision will be made by us.
6. Staff of Centenary Natural Therapies and Nose 2 Tail Pet Care are allowed to submit captions but are ineligible to win.

HAVE FUN!